I LOVE yogurt!
No I don't, but I WANT to love yogurt! Really, I do.
I stand in the dairy section at Kroger and gaze at all the yummy flavors, think about the creamy custard-like texture, and become mesmerized by the myriad of colorful, shiny, foil lids.
I almost always buy a few, take them home, get out my favorite long iced tea spoon (because I eat EVERYTHING possible with long iced tea spoons), take one bite and declare, usually out loud,
"GROSS! Why do I buy yogurt??? I HATE yogurt?"
I always expect something pudding-like, but I fail to remember that yogurt is the nasty by-product of the bacterial fermentation of milk. Not to mention the unfortunate fact that yogurt has 160 calories, as opposed to my favorite dark chocolate pudding, which tastes like heaven in a little plastic cup, yet has only 90 calories.
But I guarantee you, I will buy yogurt again within the month.
Maybe I'm just looking for something in my life with a little culture. :o)