brief wave of panicExperienced a brief wave of panic this afternoon as I was brushing my teeth with my Sonicare toothbrush and the battery died midway through the process. So I'm standing at the bathroom sink thinking to myself, "Great. Now what am I gonna do???"
Once it dawned on me that I could still rinse and spit manually, the brief wave of panic subsided.
I am so not kidding.
I guess even crooks care about hygiene
While I'm on the subject of toothbrushes, I keep a small makeup bag in the top drawer of my office file cabinet. Nothing special, just a small black bag with one each of all the basics: toothbrush & paste, foundation, blush, powder, mascara, deoderant, hairspray, and, uh, other assorted female stuff. This morning I went to my now-always-unlocked office (you know, since the punks kicked in my door and broke it) to retrieve one of those assorted female items from my makeup bag. 
They stole my makeup bag.
I am so not kidding.
I guess after eating all of Mike's cookies, they felt the need to brush the crumbs out of their guilty teeth.
Sheesh.
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You have to use a stolen toothbrush to get stolen cookies out of your teeth. It's a rule.
I'm just curious which one they found first, prompting them to look for the other one.
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