steph and nonsense

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?
Nah, but I faithfully stacked up the napkin rings on the table after every Thanksgiving dinner
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?
RE diculous
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No, but I chew on pen caps, which is why I'm a fan of "clicky" pens with no caps
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Yes, but my sheet music gets wet
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Word Games. But that’s not really a secret.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Scotland. Italy. Morocco. Australia. North to Alaska.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI LATELY?
Well, Mike just had a birthday so . . . MMMM
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Of course, but does it really give a darn about me?
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
28 . . . more if you have a small tongue
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Yep. Learned how from Big Bird when I was a wee little lass.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
16 times, I think. Pretty sure it wasn't the same plane.
ARE SPEEDOS HOT?
Only when they are fresh out of the dryer.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Don’t shoot me, I won’t shoot you
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Chlorine, cats (mildly), and something that blooms around here in the spring.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"
To whom? You? "I love you." There. Just now.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Depends . . . are they showing "The Notebook" during the reception?
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled in some chicken fried rice, and eaten right before SUSHI!
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
In my drawer-full of imaginary puppet friends. But I have no idea how they got there.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
Where are you?
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
My mom calls me "George". Seriously. My daughter calls me "madre" and "Mawmy". My son calls me "WOMAN!" My niece and nephew (and now Titus) call me "Stephie". People I don't know call me, "Hey you!"
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Yeah, just don’t tell my kids . . . he never brought them anything.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Cheese
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Not for fun
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
So far, once more than I've flossed
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?
Yeah, but they came out of the "imaginary puppet friends" drawer and the button eyes are rubbing blisters on my toes.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?
Not without my Guide to the Galaxy!
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Am I psychic? Is that what you're thinking? I don't think so.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Piano/keyboard, clarinet, tenor sax, and air cymbals everytime I hear the Star Spangled Banner.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yep. But only if we pitch our tent inside the Hyatt Place.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Occasionally. But very ladylike snorts.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Sure. I hear that Dwight Howard guy in Orlando is pretty darn good.
CAN YOU MOONWALK?
Are you kidding? I can’t even bob my head.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Pudding Face
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Most of the time, but usually just on my fingernails and toenails.