January 30, 2010

stereotypically confused

A grandmother uses knitting needles and sewing machines.
A grandmother does NOT use Bonnie Bell kiwi-watermelon lipgloss.

A grandmother bakes cookies from scratch.
A grandmother does NOT microwave "grilled" cheese.

A grandmother wears face cream to bed.
A grandmother does NOT facebook in bed at 2 a.m. from her laptop.

A grandmother wears a floral housecoat.
A grandmother does NOT wear a black bra.

A grandmother sends $10 checks for your birthday.
A grandmother does NOT send unlimited text messages.

A grandmother has short silvery-gray hair.
A grandmother does NOT threaten to kill you for calling her "Granny".

A grandmother listens to birds sing outside her window.
A grandmother does NOT listen to Jason Mraz on her 32g iPod touch.

A grandmother has occasional hot flashes.
A grandmother does NOT still ovulate.

A grandmother is nice and sweet.
A grandmother is NOT me.

. . . at least that's what I thought until today.

8 comments:

Sara said...

Wooohoooo!

Stephanie said...

Bite your "wooohoooing" little tongue! :o)

NinjaPrincess said...

Congratulations!!!! How exciting! Will you be in doula mode?

susan said...

Happy Happy Happy

Stephanie said...

My daughter TOLD me to go ahead and post this, so pbtpbtpbtpbt!!!

And yes, it looks like I will be in the best doula-position ever. :o)

Anonymous said...

OMI GOSH!! btw- ur gonna b the BESTEST grandmother EVER!!

mnpolutta said...

Wow! Congratulations! I think you will be the hippest, coolest grandmother out there, Stephanie.

Stephanie said...

And THAT is why I love Natalie Polutta!!!

Thanks!!!