A grandmother does NOT use Bonnie Bell kiwi-watermelon lipgloss.
A grandmother bakes cookies from scratch.A grandmother does NOT microwave "grilled" cheese.
A grandmother wears face cream to bed.
A grandmother does NOT facebook in bed at 2 a.m. from her laptop.
A grandmother wears a floral housecoat.
A grandmother does NOT wear a black bra.
A grandmother sends $10 checks for your birthday.
A grandmother does NOT send unlimited text messages.
A grandmother has short silvery-gray hair.
A grandmother does NOT threaten to kill you for calling her "Granny".
A grandmother listens to birds sing outside her window.
A grandmother does NOT listen to Jason Mraz on her 32g iPod touch.
A grandmother has occasional hot flashes.
A grandmother does NOT still ovulate.
A grandmother is nice and sweet.
A grandmother is NOT me.
. . . at least that's what I thought until today.
8 comments:
Wooohoooo!
Bite your "wooohoooing" little tongue! :o)
Congratulations!!!! How exciting! Will you be in doula mode?
Happy Happy Happy
My daughter TOLD me to go ahead and post this, so pbtpbtpbtpbt!!!
And yes, it looks like I will be in the best doula-position ever. :o)
OMI GOSH!! btw- ur gonna b the BESTEST grandmother EVER!!
Wow! Congratulations! I think you will be the hippest, coolest grandmother out there, Stephanie.
And THAT is why I love Natalie Polutta!!!
Thanks!!!
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