So, it was one of those "I'm in a funk and just don't feel like working today" days. I had been chatting with Kacey the better part of the afternoon as a distraction, when finally she told me I had been completely unproductive and needed to get to work. I said, "I have NOT been completely unproductive. I cried earlier today AND I posted a picture to facebook."
She said, "That doesn't count. I'm talking methodical, calculated, non-emotional WORK."
And I replied, "But I don't want to have sex."
She laughed. A LOT.