April 26, 2008

i am both addicting and hilarious . . . you should read my blog

Over the pasts few months I have been made aware that at least 30 people I know read my blog on a semi-regular, if not regular, basis. This is both flattering and humbling, and leads me to ask one question, “Don’t you people have a life?”

It’s not like mine is all that intriguing. Come on. I blog about my latest purse, my lack of sleep, and my text conversations with Sara.
Truly, my life is way less than fascinating. I mean, this week’s highlight was a short-lived, Thursday-morning fantasy when Matt Lauer wore glasses on the Today Show. . .

But, in all honesty, I want you to read my blog. I do. I really do. Why else would I spend so much time exaggerating, finding new ways to elevate sarcasm, quoting people out of context, and taking pictures of Mike? (Who, apparently, is too ashamed to admit it he reads my blog, since he never comments.) Because I’m a dedicated blogger, doggone it! Just read your reviews and see for yourself:

Susan said... You write so beautifully

Lesli said... I love you & I love hearing your stories.

thruchildeyes said... Okay, you didn't warn me this was a tear jerker! Where are the tissues?

Sandy said . . . “we are so much alike. But you're funnier...”

thruchildeyes said... Haha! You're hilarious. Reading your blog is quite stress-relieving.

Janjanmom said... For the record, I've enjoyed the chapters of your thousand-chapter-self that you have slowly shared with me.

Maude said … I've been lurking for a while and have been really enjoying your blog.

Kacey Leigh said... Freaking hilarious.

thruchildeyes said... You are too funny. I love it.

Sara said … I laughed out loud while reading this.

thruchildeyes said... That is hilarious.

Sara said... This is really fun!

thruchildeyes said... I love this post.

Priss said … “Just wanted to let you know that I am addicted to your blog. You're just sooooo funny.”

thruchildeyes said... That is hilarious. I love the train of comments - makes me feel like part of the family.

Kevin said... you're the devil.

Kacey Leigh said... I am neither time consuming, nor nauseating.

MichaelPolutta said... Every snooze button I have ever had was 9 minutes.

. . . just 18 good reasons you should continue reading my blog. To borrow a couple of lines from Sally Field and the greatest Academy Awards acceptance speech of all time, “You like me. You really like me.”

Thanks for reading. It’s been a fun first year.


Ryan said...

Why do I read your blog?

- Because I have no time to write in my own

- Because your's fits so well in my Google Reader like all the other unsuspecting bloggers that I read.

~ Stephanie. said...

I didn't even count you as a reader! I'm up to 31! Whoo hoo!

For the rest of you who read this, I'm assuming you know this entire blog is sarcastic. I realize we all have our own blogs, and we all read each others, and I thoroughly enjoy all of them!

janjanmom said...

It's better than Cats! I'd read it again and again.

Kacey Leigh said...

I read it to make sure you don't post TOO many embarassing things about me...